What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:48

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Do narcissists love their children?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can a relationship really last forever?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
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-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.